Marriage SMS
| A man`s silence can break a woman`s heart into a thousand pieces while a woman`s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace! |
| Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he`ll fall asleep before you finish. |
| The world`s thinnest book has only one word written in it: Everything and the book is titled: "What Woman Want!" |
| After marriage A husband`s last words should always be 'OK buy it'. |
| A man tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and he had to return the unused part for his full refund! |
| A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. Happy Married Life... |
| A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Here`s to you, my beautiful bride. |
| By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you`ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you`ll become a philosopher. |
| Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!! Happy Married Life!! |
| I don`t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. |
| I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late. |
| I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. |
| I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. |
| I`ve sometimes thought of marrying, and then I`ve thought again. Happy Married Life... |
| In response to a classified Ad: " Wife wanted", a man received thousands of responses saying, "You can have mine." |
| Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. |
| Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you`re in bed with a relative. |
| Marriage is a romantic story, in "which hero dies in the first chapter." |
| Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? Happy Married Life! |
| Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence - a life sentence. |
| Marriage puts a ring on a woman`s finger and two under the man`s eyes. |
| Married life has many Ups and Downs...May most of yours be between the sheets! |
| May the joys you share today, be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfilment... happy married life!! |
| May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten. Happy Married Life... |
| May you grow so rich your widow`s second husband never has to worry about a living. |
| Men are like chocolate bars..... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. |
| Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. |
| The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake!!! |
| There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late!" |
| To our wives and lovers...may they never meet! |
| To the Bride and Groom - may the roof above you never fall in and may you both never fall out.. Happy Married Life.. |
| To the Bride and Groom - live life to the fullest and remember, this is the first day of the rest of your life... Happy Married Life.. |
| When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. |
| Once A Beautiful Woman Was Asked To Describe Marriage! She Said: Sacrificing The Admiration Of Many Men For The Criticism Of One Man! |
| Arrange Marriage Means We R Walking N Unfortunately Snake Bites. N Love Marriage Means We Go 2 Da Snake N Say.. KAAT LE, KAAT LE !! |
| When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best? She answers: My husband`s Cheque book.. |
| Position of a husband is like split A.C. No matter how loud it is outside, But inside the room it is designed to remain silent! |
| The Husband is the Head of the Family, But Wife is the Neck of the Family, Which can turn the head any where she wants. |
| What Do You Call A Wife: Who Is Sexy, Beautiful, Intelligent, Understanding, Caring, Never Jealous And A Great Cook? ANSWER : A Rumour! |
| After A Quarrel: A Husband Said 2 His Wife: U Know! I Was A Fool When I Married U. She Replied:"S, Dear, Bt I Was In Lov n Didn`t notice." |
| Marriage is Like a Public Toilet: . . . Those Waiting Outside are Desperate To Get In . N . Those Inside are Desperate to Come Out. |
| 7 Glances=1 Smile 7 smiles=1 meeting 7meetings=1 kiss 7 kisses=1 proposal 7 Proposals=1 marriage N that bloody marriage has777777prblms |
| Marriage is give N take. You would better give it to her or she will take it anyway.. |
| A successful man is the one who makes more money than his wife can spend and A successful woman is the one who can find such a man... |
| When a man opens a car door for his wife, it is either he has a new car or a new wife.... |
| Wonderful saying:Marriages may be made in "heaven".But,The maintainance charges have to be paid on "Earth".Happy Married Life. |
| Man found thousands of ways to cheat GOD..but God Blessed him by simply making him a husband.Happy Married life. |
| Congrats on the taking the leap.. But the leash will be in her hands. Best wishes for your marriage. |
| Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love,joy And companionship For all the years of your lives. |
| Marriage is that relation between man and women in which the Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and that Obligation Reciprocal. |
| May this day u share be filled with love and laughter.. May all the days ahead be happy ever after.Happy Married Life. |
| It's your wedding day, So perfect n fine With all your friends round you To have a good time. |
| After marriage,husband and wife become two sides of a coin;they just can't face each other,but still they stay together. |
| Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, Hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years. |
| You are on the threshold of a wonderful life as husband and wife. Congratulations and Best Wishes for you. |
| High Of Optimism.. A Man Marrying His Own Secretary. Thinking That.. She Will Still Follow His Orders As Before. |
| True relatives always Stand behind you during bad times. Check your marriage Album. All your relatives were standing behind you. |
| MARRIAGEIs Nature's Way Of Preventing.. "PEOPLE"From Fighting With"STRANGERS". |
| Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu,And then look at neighbouring table n wish you ordered that. |
| Love is like a long sweet dream n marriage is an alarm clock. So have a sweet dream until your alarm wakes U up.. Happy married Life. |
| The sum which two married people owe 2 1 another defies calculation. It is an infinite debt, which can only be discharged through eternity. |
| Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in N Those inside are desperate to come out. |
| All my love for you FREE! wishing u a very happy Wedding....! |
| Happy Wedding and May your Life be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives! |
| Marriage is that relation between man and women in which the Independence is Equal, the Dependence mutual and the Obligation Reciprocal |
| Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A: He is given his last chance to run away! |
| Hoping that the love u shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing u much joy , love N happiness 2 celebrate again. |
| Your wedding day is just the start Of a lifetime full of love N fun. It just begins as u take ur vows, When the 2 of u r joined as one |
| Man: Is there any way for long life? Doctor: Get married. Man: Will it help? Doctor: No, but the thought of long life will never come. |
| There`s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It`s called marriage |
| Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir. |
| It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives ! |
| If you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children - they leave skid marks. |
| If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy Independence Day |
| Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying N the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life! |
| They say when a man holds a woman`s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense. |
| Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. |
| Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. |
| Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. |
| English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. |
| Don`t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. |
| Always talk to your wife while you`re making love... if there's a phone handy. |
| Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover a n Accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a Matter of survival 4 a married man |
| For a Special Couple on Your Wedding Day Love grows deeper, stronger, And more beautiful when it is planted by God... |
| Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake. |
| Love marriages are never success Cuz they never had a pain Marriages are made in heaven Thats true! Cuz i had failed. |
| It`s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It`s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered |
| Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, What should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. |
| You`re on the threshold of a wonderful life as husband and wife! Congratulations and Best Wishes!! |
| Hight Of Optimism... A Man Marrying His Own Secretary Thinking That.. She Will Still Follow His Orders As Before ..!! :) |
| Who is lucky lover in dis world? A person loves a girl without proposing her, Bt finally he gets same girl as his wif in arranged marriage |
| Man: Is there any way for long life? Doctor: Get married. Man: Will it help? Doctor: No, but the thought of long life will never come. |
| The definition of marriage: The marriage is, In which one is always true.............. and second one is always husband..... |
| Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, Hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years |
| A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. |
| The secret of a HAPPY married life......... is still a SECRET! |
| There are 2 times, when a man doesn`t understand a woman do you know when? before marriage N after marriage |
| True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All your relatives were standing behind u! |
| QUOTE: My Advice To You Is To Get Married. If You Find A Good Wife You Will Be Happy; If Not You Will Become A Philosopher. |
| A Couple Before Marriage "MAD" For Each Other... After Marriage "MADE" For Each Other |
| Meaning Of Marriage For A Woman - Sacrificing Admiration Of Many Men For The Criticism Of One Man. |
| Keep Ur Marriage Brimming, Wid Love In The Wedding Cup, Wenever U?Re Wrong, Admit It; Wenever U?Re Right, Shut U |
| Secret Of Happy Marriage - ACCEPT - Attraction, Communication, Commitment, Enjoyment, Purpose, Trust |
| Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER....."Immediately after Marriage!! |
| The secrets of a happy marriage Tools, Internet options, Clear history, Delete files, Delete cookies. |
| Philosophy Of Life : At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god, Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed! |
| Happy wedding day with warm wishes to hope your life together brings continuous happiness. |
| A love forever, A life together, A precious start, A joining of hearts... |
| Our marriage license turned out to be a learner`s permit. |
| Believe in each other Dream of each other trust in each other Treasure each other on your wedding and always. |
| Grooms, once u marry, please remember that when u have a discussion with ur future wife, always try to get the last two words in: "Yes dear" |
| To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage ...Here`s to good sense of humor and a short memory! |
| Marriage has no guarantees. If that`s what you`re looking for, go live with a car battery. |
| The trouble with some woman is that they get all excited about nothing, and then marry him |
| There`s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I`ll get married again. |
| They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. |
| Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. |
| The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. |
| Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor`s Degree and the woman gets her Masters. |
| There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!! |
| The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes... |
| Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence? Wife to Husband: I`m looking for a loophole |
| Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers? A: They`re hard to get started. emit foul odors, and don`t work half the time! |
| Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering. |
| A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes. |
| There are many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight. Some join army, others get married ...;- |
| Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman |
| Angel said: I can`t be everywhere to help you. So I created Mother. Devil Replied: Me to can`t be everywhere. So I created Mother-In-Law. |
| Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don`t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. |
| Wife: You changed after marriage. Husband: I`ve told you that "I am not interested in Married womans" |
| Why dogs don`t marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog`s life! |
| Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The days after marriage! |
| Man asked to his wife: Where do u want 2 go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen? |
| Behind every Successful man there is a satisfied woman. But behind every satisfied woman. there is an exausted man. |
| It`s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It`s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered |
| First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience |
| Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock |
| MARRIAGE Is Nature`s Way Of Preventing "PEOPLE" From Fighting With "STRANGERS" ... ;-> |
| My Advice To You Is To Get Married. If You Find A Good Wife You Will Be Happy; If Not You Will Become A Philosopher. |
| Women Marry Because They Believe That He Will Change One Day ... Men Marry Because They Believe That She Will Never Change ... both r wrong |
| Doctor: Madam, ur husband needs rest N please so here r sum sleeping pills. Wife:Doc, when should I give them 2 him? Doctor:They r for u! |
| Wats the diff between Complete & Finished? If u find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished. |
| Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in N Those inside are desperate to come out.. |
| After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can`t face each other, but still they stay together. |
| Q: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? A: It`s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! |
| Marriage is give and take. You`d better give it to her or she`ll take it anyway. |
| A couple had a fight one night Going to bed Husband says: Good night mother of my 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night father of none. |
| They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it`s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank |
| Santa bought a car on loan.. He didn`t pay the dues, the bank took away his car. Santa:If I knew ths,I`d have taken a loan for my marg also |
| A Diplomatic Husband 2 Wife: "How do U expect Me 2Remembr Ur Birthday Wn U Nvr Look any Older" |
| Don`t marry the person you want to live with... Marry the one you cannnot live without... But whatever you do, you will regret it later.. |
| Wishing you a happy marriage and hoping that ur life 2gether will be rich in joy and love. |
| May this day you share be filled with love and laughter May all the days ahead be happy ever after. |
| The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds they mature slowly. |
| The cure for love is marriage and the cure for amrriage is love again. |
| Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate but through being the right mate. |
| Marriage and A community consisting of a master,a mistress, and two slaves, making in all two. |
| Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. |
| Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins. |
| An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband. |
| I love being married. It is so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. |
| Marriages are made in heaven and are consummated on earth. |
| The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. |
| Lovers dont finally meet somewhere. They are in each other all along.marriages |
| Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting. |
| Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. |
| Better by far you should forget and smile than that you should remember and be. |
| Cry as I may these tears wont wash you away. (marriage) |
| If marriage were outlawed only outlaws would have in laws. |
| Marriages are made in heaven. But again so are thunder lightning tornados and hail. |
| Marriage is like life in this that it is a field of battle and not a bed of roses. |
| Marriage is a great institution but Iam not ready for an institution. |
| Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended. |
| No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. |
| Love a temporary insanity curable by marriage. |
| Some of us think holding on makes us strong but sometimes it is letting go. |
| I dont understand a God that would allow us to meet When there is no way for us to be together. |
| Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first. |
| Sometimes soft words of love can melt the toughest heart. |
| Should I Smile Because You are My Friend Or Cry Because Thats All We will Ever Be |
| The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. |
| My wife and I are inseparable. In fact last week it took four state troopers and a dog. |
| To get the full value of joy You must have someone to divide it with. MARRIAGE. |
| The more you invest in a marriage the more valuable it becom. |
| Or A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. |
| All you need is love. and after marriage. |
| The cure for love is marriage, and the cure for a marriage is love again. |
| I love being married. It is so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. |
| There is no remedy for love but to love more. |
| Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. |
| The man who says his wife cant take a joke forgets that she took him. |
| The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. |
| We have the greatest pre nuptial agreement in the world. It is called love. |
| Love looks through a telescope,any way, maeeiage through a microscope. |
| No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. |
| Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, theY becomes silent |
| Marriage is a wonderful invention than again, so is a bicycle repair kit. |
| Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God cant help but smile on it. |
| A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. |
| Love is blind, marriage is the eye opener. |
| Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love |
| A good marriage is that in which each appoints the other guardian of his solitude |
| Marriage is the mother of the world. It preserves kingdoms and fills cities and churches and heaven itself. |
| A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. |
| Marriages are made in heaven and are consummated on earth. |
| Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. |
| Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.. |
| Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.. |
| How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. |
| 16.It is not a lack of love but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. |
| Instead of getting married again Iam going to find a woman I dont like and give her a house. |
| A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together. |
| A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. |
| Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. |
| A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married. |
| Divorce: The past tense of marriage. |
| Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. |
| There is a way of transferring funds That is even faster than net banking. It is called marriage. |
| Wishing You Gods Blessing on ur Wedding Day n may He always be the heart of ur marriage the light of ur home and everpresent partner |
| May this day you share be filled with love and laughter May all the days ahead be happy ever after |
| ur happiness begins With ur wonderful wedding day, u will share everything together, Through it all,ur love will stay. |
| When u Look At Me When u look at me my heart melts ur eyes smile and twinkle with love With just a look u say I love you |
| What is Marriage? Ans: 1 year:Alpenlibe ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye. 2 year:KINETIC Sab ki hawa Nikal de. 3 year:CHLORMINT DOBARA MAT PUCHNA |
| Wife:What is 10 years with me? Hus:A second. Wife:What is 1000 for me? Hus:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Hus:Wait a second |
| You are deep inside my heart And in my thoughts you dwell Our togetherness keeps life blooming marriage. |
| Marriage is that relation between man and women in which the Independence is Equal the Dependence mutual and the Obligation Reciprocal |
| A loving note ean barely say All we felt that magie day. A heartful thanks is sent to you For your thoughtful gift And wishes too. |
| A house is built by hands but a home is built by hearts u can live without something. if u hav some1 to live for ! HAPPY MARRIAGE DAY |
| Only true friends stand by u during bad times. I promise I will attend ur wedding. |
| Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The days after marriage! |
| Most successful Happy married life is Defined as. . . . . "Yet to be seen" |
| Aftr marriage, husband N wife become 2 sides of a coin; thy just can`t face each other, bt still thy stay 2gether. |
| Your happiness begins With ur wonderful wedding day, U`ll share everything together, Through it all, ur love will stay. |
| It`s your Wedding Day So perfect and fine With all your friends round you To have a good time. |
| Your wedding day is full of joy Tomorrow you cannot see. But one thing`s sure for the two of you The best is yet to be. |
| why the groom is made to sit on the horse on marriage ceremoney? He is given his last chance to run away. |
| I wish you both god speed and life full of joy, Congratulations on your wedding day. |
| Let good luck and understanding stay with you forever, Happy wedding day. |
| I wish you eyes full of joy and long and interesting life together, Be happy. |
| Congratulations on your wedding, Let all your dreams come true and every minute be a feast. |
| Compliment on your wedding.Let love never leaves your house and happiness stays with you forever |
| I congratulate you on your wedding and wish you half of the most beautiful things in the world. The other half I will leave for me. |
| I wish you that quarrel, misunderstanding and misfortune will never ever touch you.Have a long and happy life together |
| I wish you to dance on your grandchildren wedding day |
| I wish you both to keep your youth and your golden heart, to sleep well and to keep in mind that you have friends |
| I wish you to live in peace and in perfect union at least till your golden jubilee. |
| May this day you share be filled with love and laughter May all the days ahead be happy ever after. |
| Wishing you a happy marriage and hoping that your life together will be rich in joy and love. |
| wishes for the best in life as u both look forward to a shared future of love, friendship, n the wonderful closeness that is marriage. |
| A wedding is coming, Details inside. Come celebrate With the groom and the bride. |
| On your joyful wedding day, You begin a brand new life. Friends and family give their gifts To joyful husband, blissful wife. |
| There is only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I will get married again. |
| To the bride and groom may we all be invited to your golden wedding celebrations. |
| To the NewlyWeds:May for better or worse be far better than worse. |
| You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it. |
| A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. |
| There is a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. Itis called marriage |
| There is only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I ll get married again. |
| The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. |
| Q:If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell, Answer: The days after marriage |
| First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering. |
| A Wedding Is Just Like A Funeral Except That You Get To Smell Your Own Flower. |
| INDIAN WOMEN: First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the date of the wedding. Third date: Wedding date. |
| ur happiness begins With ur wonderful wedding day, u ll share everything together, Through it all,ur love will stay. |
| Itis your Wedding Day So perfect and fine With all your friends round you To have a good time. |
| Your wedding day is full of joy Tomorrow you cannot see. But one things sure for the two of you The best is yet to be. |
| why the groom is made to sit on the horse on marriage ceremoney, He is given his last chance to run away. |
| There is a way of transferring funds That is even faster than net banking. It is called marriage. |
| Man before Marriage is like Airtel Aisi Azaadi Aor Kahaan After Marriage He is Like Hutch Whereever U Go Our Network Follows. |
| From this day forward You shall not walk alone My heart will be your shelter And my arms will be your home. |
| It is your Wedding Day So perfect and fine With all your friends round you To have a good time. |
| Wishing you a happy marriage and hoping that your life together will be rich in joy and love. |
| May this day you share be filled with love and laughter May all the days ahead be happy ever after marriage |
| Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A: He is given his last chance to run away |
| QUOTE:My Advice To You Is To Get Married.If You Find A Good Wife You Will Be Happy If Not You Will Become A Philosopher. -Socrates |
| The most effective way 2 remember u r wife's birthday is 2 forget it once. |
| After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just cant face each other, but still they stay together. |
| Marriage is a great institution, but Im not ready for an institution yet. |
| Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished |
| Marriage is d process of findin out wat kind of man ur wife wud have preferred |
| Marriage is wen a man and woman becum 1 Trouble starts wen tryin 2 decide which 1 |
| A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong |
| I married Miss RIGHT. I did not know her first name was ALWAYS |
| No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying |
| Marriage still confers 1 special privilege only a married man can get divorced |
| You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to!! |
| Marriage is that relation between man and women in which da Independence is Equal,da Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal. |
| Ur Luv maks my days Happy n bri8, In2 my world u Brought pure deli8 Joy byond reason givn me,Our Love is true dis I can c. Weding Vshes |
| If I met u on 2morow I wud stil gve u my heart If u shud say,"do u stil Love me?" I'd say,"Til death do us part" Happy Wedding |
| Marriage is tat relation betw man n women in wich da Independence is Equal, da Dependence mutual n da Obligation Reciprocal". |
| Dont marry da person u want 2 live vth.. Marry da 1 u cannnot live vthout... But watever u do,u vl regret it later.. |
| Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,As u make a wonderful pair. Happy Wedding.. |
| ur happiness begins With ur wonderful wedding day, u'll share everything together, Through it all, ur love will stay. |
| When you Look At Me When you look at me my heart melts Your eyes smile and twinkle with love With just a look you say I love you |
| It's your Wedding Day So perfect and fine With all your friends round you To have a good time. |
| Your wedding day is full of joy Tomorrow you cannot see. But one thing's sure for the two of you The best is yet to be. |
| Can u keep a secret? Between me N u You promise? I really need to tell u this.. Well.. I Marriage Day my Dear... |
| Ever since u have left i have realised that a part hav ones Life is made hav some1 else`s life , Happy Marriage Day . |
| From this day forward,u shall not walk alone.My heart will be ur shelter,And my arms will be ur home. |
| Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a Matter of survival 4 a married man |
| True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album.All your relatives were standing behind u! |
| Only true friends stand by u during bad times. I promise I will attend ur wedding. |
| I have been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years |
| The average husband knows where n when he got married. What escapes him is y |
| Marriage is d process of fin din out wat kind of man ur wife wud have preferred |
| When making love most married men fantasize, their wives aren't fantasizing. |
| A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries. |
| May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives! |
| To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Marriage day |
| Love comes through the eyes that see And through the ears that hear, For people are quite beautiful, And words make feelings clear. |
| Boy friend is fun N Husband is gun,Boy friend is light of moon N Husband is month of june,Boy friend is tooty fruity N Husband is phooti |
| What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust N Understanding'she doesn't Trust me N I dont Understand her |
| It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone,if suicide is better or being murdered |
| When a man holds a woman hands? When a man holds a woman's hand before marriage,it is love; after marriage it is self-defense |
| Man:Is there any way for long life? Doctor:Get married. Man:Will it help? Doctor:No,but the thought of long life will never come. |
| Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake. |
| Only true friends stand by u during bad times. I promise I will attend ur wedding. |
| Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The days after marriage! |
| A hUg..dElIgHtS AnD WaRmS aNd ChArMs ThAt mUsT bE wHy GOD gAvE Us ArMs... |
| Like birds, let us, leave behind what we do not need to carry..GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS. Life is beautiful, Enjoy it |
| We Have 26 Letters In English. But Befor 1947,V Had Only 24 Letters.Do U Kno Y ? Bcoz U And I Were Not Born At Tat Time.. |
| when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.if someone asking and they said suicide is better or being murdered |
| Red or white short or tall wrapped in silver not wrapped at all under covers inside a box shapes and sizes love comes in lots. |
| No Life without Love,No Answer without Question,No Rain without Cloud ,No Marriage without YOU.. |
| For hearing my thoughts, understanding my dreams, and being my best friend... |
| As our marriage brings new meaning to love so our love brings new meaning to life. |
| This day I will marry my friend, the one who shares my dreams. |
| Their love continues to grow like a well-tended vineyard growing stronger and more bountiful with time. |
| Please celebrate with us the freshness of new life and new love as we. |
| We have a very good reason to share the spirit this season Please join with us in celebration as we are united in marriage. |
| The weather outside is frightful but our wedding will be delightful! |
| A fresh new day, and it is ours a day of happy beginnings. |
| As the trees burst into color and the autumnal season arrives we pledge our faith, our love, and our lives. |
| Marriage is not only the beginning of a relationship but also the end of a life long search for the other half of your soul. |
| If my love for you were water, it would be as vast as an ocean. |
| Compliment on your wedding! Let love never leaves your house and happiness stays with you forever! |
| Congratulations on your wedding! Let all your dreams come true and every minute be a feast! |
| I wish you eyes full of joy and long and interesting life together! Be happy! |
| Let good luck and understanding stay with you forever! Happy wedding day! |
| I wish you both god-speed and life full of joy! Congratulations on your wedding day! |
| Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk. |
| I am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? |
| Most marriages can survive "better or worse." The tester is all the years of "exactly the same |
| If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself. |
| A woman who loves her husband is merely paying her bills. A woman who loves her lover gives alms to the poor |
| Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband. |
| Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended. |
| Marriage is a mistake every man should make. |
| Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention |
| Marriage is a meal where the soup is better than the dessert. |
| Many marriages are simply working partnerships between businessmen and housekeepers. |
| Marriage must constantly fight against a monster which devours everything: routine |
| Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. |
| A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers. |
| Love-matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn themselves to a life of vinegar. |
| Bride, n. A woman with a fine prospect behind her. |
| Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins |
| So heavy is the chain of wedlock that it needs two to carry it, and sometimes three |
| Never strike your wife - even with a flower |
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